i'll admit it. i will eat my neighbors, i'm not letting my kids die. i'm just going to be honest. my super power is being honest. i've extrapolated this out and i won't have to for a few years 'cause i got food and stuff, but i'm literally looking at my neighbors now and going: i'm ready to hang them up and gut them and skin them and chop them up, you know what? i'm ready. My daughters aren't starving to death, i'll eat the neighbors. see, my super power is being honest, i'll eat your ass. i will! i'm combat model, optimal self-sufficiency, probably the leader. the point is have you thought about that yet because i'm somebody that thought he could fix this and i'm starting to think about having to eat my neighbors. you think i like seizing up my neighbor, how i gonna haul him up by a chain and chop his ass up? i'll do it! my children aren't going hungry! i will eat your ass! and that's why i want the globalists to know, i will eat your ass first. you're not we're gonna dig you out of those bunkers, we're gonna dig you out of those holes, you make us eat up let me tell you something right now: i swear to god if it's the last thing i do i'm gonna get my hands around your throat and you know that's why you're begging for peace right now. you should've thought about that when you turned down christ a long time ago. you wanna meet with me you satanist!? meet with me!? how about you get on your knees to christ, you meet with my boss right now! but you can't do it. you think you can meet with some low level nobody? i'm nobody! you think christ would eat somebody? he would never do that. i will. I'm not gonna watch my daughters starve to death. Now you could say this was a metaphysical hypothetical but it's it's really not. Let's just get past the the the jokes here. Every actuary and government study from South Africa to the United States to Germany to Russia to Japan to South America shows in about 7 days almost everyone commits murder for food. Within 14 days almost everyone resorts to cannibalism or commits suicide. Now I would commit suicide before I did that, but, my children are my weak place. I'll barbecue your ass flat. I will eat you! So all you're spirit cookers act tough all day, how you're doing your satanic rituals and drinking blood and stuff, I'll drink you blood! You understand that? I will I will hang your ass up and cut you into cutlets like a filet mignon and grill your ass before I watch my daughters starve to death. See now you took society and civilization as it was some joke you could piss on all day. Didn't you understand you unleash the animal, once you unleash the beast! And you're not the beast! I don't claim I'm the most tough guy around, but compared to you I'm Godzilla on steroids! But just for the courts and everything i'm joking around here, I'm not going to eat anybody. Just like I said if it'd came down to me alone I'd starve to death before I did it. When my babies come into the equation I will cook your ass up so fast, and I tell em: Oh, I killed a cow out back baby, here it is because my babies ain't gonna die for your crap, your failure. I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob! I'm ready! You wanna worship Satan, well guess what!? You're about to meet something worse, you dumb sacks of crap! You been pissing on civilization your whole life not knowing it's men held it up, it was savages held it up, because we knew how bad we were and we didn't want you to let us loose. But now you demand we pull the fist out and just shove it into your teeth. So good! Before I'll sit there and live off starving Latin Americans and Africans I swear before God, I'll eat on of these globalists one a spit! Oh, I'm a performance artist like they say. Alex Jones isn't real, everybody knows I'm as fake as they come.
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released May 5, 2020
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